THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF ROCK & ROLL

  1. Suck up to the top cats.

  2. Do not express independent opinions.

  3. Do not work for the common interest, only factional interests.

  4. If thereís nothing to complain about, dig up some old gripe.

  5. Do not respect property or persons other than band property or persons.

  6. Make devastating judgments on persons and situations without adequate information.

  7. Discourage and confound personal, technical and/or creative projects.

  8. Single out absent persons for intense criticism.

  9. Remember that anything you donít understand is trying to fuck with you.

  10. Destroy yourself physically and morally and insist that all true brothers do likewise as an expression of unity.

Source: Sheet circulated within industry during the '80s