Rock & Roll Lies

Band Names

Things never heard on the band bus

Rules of the Road

Music Biz Dictionary

Top 15 signs you have been on the road too long

Why radio won't play your record

Why our band hasn't been signed

Actual Instructions

Musicians Haiku

Things never heard in the Theatre

That famous quote by Henry Rollins

Album Names

41 Things NOT To Say During A Recording Session

Good Music vs Rock & Roll

Top 16 surprises on the Stones Tour

36 Rules for Bands to live by

Ten Commandments of Rock & Roll

How to sing the Blues

Eugene Ormandy quotes

Theatrical Logic

The Techie Gospel

How to tell if your neighbor is a roadie

20 things that don't stink about 'N Sync!


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