Top 15 Signs That You Have Been On The Road Too Long

15. You think sleeping in the console lid is comfortable.

14. Your home stairs are replaced with a ramp to facilitate EASY load-in.

13. You made a tape of the tour bus engine to play at night when you sleep.

12. All your furniture has wheels.

11. You have rewired your whole house to use Hubbell Twist-lok plugs.

10. Somebody gives you the thumbs-up in the street, and you look for the monitor desk to turn up the mix.

9. Your kids' entire wardrobe consists of your old road shirts.

8. Your clothing no longer resides in a dresser, but rather a duffle bag.

7. You have actually installed a three-phase service in your house so that lighting and audio are on separate legs to eliminate hum and buzz.

6. Your favorite incense smells like rosin core solder.

5. When you are at home, you ask your parents what is the per-diem per day.

4. Everything you own has your name on it, and is stenciled "FOH" in Krylon.

3. You are home for a week before you stop dialing 9 for an outside line.

2. You never use the living room anymore because the acoustics suck.

AND THE #1 SIGN YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE ROAD WAY TOO LONG...

Your welcome mat is gaffed down!

Source: Ringo Starr Tour 2000 itinerary